Prime Cut!

This week’s offerings:
- one old cordless phone
- one grocery store paperback murder mystery
- some dollar store plastic ivy
Now I have to confess, I was the one who donated the plastic ivy. It was used as decoration for a LOST viewing party we recently held. I bought 8 strands of the stuff - it really gave our condo that jungle-vibe. I put them on the table last week. Now, only 3 strands remain. I guess 5 strands of plastic ivy were just right for someone, but these last 3 must be flawed in some way…?

The book seems to be about “a pair of dueling caterers”, who obviously resort to murder. I find it slightly amusing that the utensils being used to decapitate the poor gingerbread man resemble the cutlery set my wife and I received when we got married.
The author specializes in food-themed crime novels, and lived across the hall from Hilary Clinton at Wellesley. Her other works include: Catering To Nobody, The Cereal Murders, and The Main Corpse.